Well, there IS such a breed, trust me, they live up by me.
We have two raccoons that love us, well the cat food, not me, nor Gary. So someone told me to feed them Red Hop Pepper Flakes, you know the ones, the ones you put on pizza or something. So I get all excited, go to the store, get a bottle, go home, get more excited, I keep thinking, GOOD they will be gone. So I crush up some Ritz crackers, yes only the best for them, dampen the crackers, well I want the flakes to STICK right! dump in 1/2 bottle, yes 1/2 bottle in the crushed crackers, mix, mix, make sure they are sticking. Put the bowl out side close the door and hope for the best.
The next morning Gary tells me, "That didn't work" WHAT !!!!!!!! he then proceeds to tell me, "I watched them Eat it" I said, you watched them eat it ! Yep. So I go outside, the bowl was CLEAN, they ate EVERY bit of it. I don't know how but all gone.
So I go into work, yes we are all laughing at the story. So I think, OK HOT SAUCE, back to the store I go after work, I get Habanaro Hot Sauce, yes the green stuff. Back home, another bowl of Ritz crackers, and 1/2 bottle of habanaro sauce, out the door it goes again. Go to sleep, thinking I got them this time for sure! well do I even have to say, yes they ate the crackers and hot sauce. ATE IT ALL.
Go into work, tell them THIS story, laughing again, I tell them I am probably going to get a note under my back door to leave them some Mylanta.
We just can not believe that they ate it all and came back.
So yes, I have Hillbilly Mexican Raccoons.
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